no money

no family


(via earthdad)

masturbationmecca asked:
one time it was 2 am and i was going into a gas station and i followed thiss girl in who had some yoga pants on with a nice tight little ass. it was just me and her in line. the cashier was counting the drawer. so i looked at her ass slid my shorts down and started stroke my throbbing hard cock directly behind her for a good 2 minutes. i almost came on her ass but my loads are always huge and she would have felt the cumshot. true story. i have tons more of crazy stories like this.




yeah, something like this happened to me on the weekend, and it was really scary and aggressive, I called the cops and they went behind the guy. Don’t do it, its sexual harassment.
I’m very open minded about sex, but as long as there is CONSENT involved. 

masturbationmecca said: im never aggressive. and im very selective. i understand where your coming from.

just make sure whatever you’re doing won’t harm anybody, because you can’t even imagine how awful it is to be involved in a sexual act without your permission. keep it safe for everybody ;)

It’s nice that you’re “selective” concerning who you sexually harass… what the hell, man!?

The fuck…?

Today is literally the last day I need to take antibiotics and today is the day they have chosen to upset my stomach


im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via superior-olive)



Green Day - "Wake Me Up When September Ends" (American Idiot 2004)

"As my memory rests, but never forgets what I lost. Wake me up, when September ends."

no jk

How the actual fuck is this album 10 years old. I remember listening to it when I was ten years old!

(via cyberbbgirl)

Oh god oh god I was just eating some toast and accidentally swallowed a long hair, but I noticed it and tried to pull it out but I couldn’t!! It was right down my throat already and I couldn’t pull it up/out at all. So I waited a second to decide if I’d just swallow it but while I was deciding it obviously went down to my stomach with the rest of the toast I was eating and I felt it slide down the back of my tongue uuuuuhhhhhhhh worst experience of my whole life